2011 Predictions

New Year is just around the corner and 2011 predictions are bound to cause a stir. After decorating the tree and relax with a festive glass of eggnog with a taste of our favorite spirit, we thought an incredible event 2010th

More remarkable is our prediction for 2011 "Year of the rabbit ..."

seventy-one years old Bugs Bunny will be handed over to Wild Hare sanatorium after decapitation Elmer Fudd. Staff will always complain when Bugs sneaks it to them and Mutters, "Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits ."
Korea Airlines and El Al Israeli airlines will merge into Kal El (Superman Airlines). The man of steel is shown "flying" through the fuselages and all carry Stewardesses "Lois Lane" name cards, to ease the confusion (as El Al security ).
North Korea, not to be undone, will counter with its own airline. To become popularly known as "Lil Kim Airlines", said the jet fleet will try to find illustrations of Kim Jong-Il (wearing a cape and sprouting its wings) on the fuselages.
Obama administration will announce performance portable money printing machine (PMPM-one million) that will print one million dolara.Prva unit is designed for installation in the White House, "Green Room". Studies have shown that the new machine will save millions of Ministry of Finance.
The unprecedented move, the White House will create a Department of Information. Their first order of business will be to remove the term "global warming" of the English language and replace it with "bad weather ."
New York Yankees will offer a President Barack Obama seven years 20-1000000 U.S. dollars contract (to begin January 13, 2013). "Bronze Bomber" the job will be to improve the Yankee's tarnished image that players "reach out to America" tax and public willingness to change.
Wiki Leaks founder Julian Assange will host "Saturday Night Live" (SNL). During the hilarious sketches of popular globetrotter hacker will reveal the secret of KFC fried chicken recipe and run code for Strategic Air Command missile defense system.
NBC, in a desperate assessment task will announce that reality beauty Kim Kardashian will star as Scarlett O'Hara in the TV miniseries remake of "Gone With the Wind," co-starring Pierce Brosnan as Rhett Butler.Iznenađenje The cast is a Lady GaGa play Atlanta madam, Belle Watling.
In a shocking revelation, TV networks, media experts (Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly, et al.) Admit that their news programs are "just for fun" in the national media conference room. Their response to an audience catcalls will be: "We thought you already knew ."
Perhaps most disturbing of 2011 predictions will come from the medical zajednice.American Medical Association (AMA) will make a major announcement that will send shock waves around the world. 3-D, rage film, will be found to have caused damage to the eye known as strabismus (cross eyes) in more than one million movie goers around the world!
Members of the scientific community will present irrefutable proof that there are UFOs at Geraldo Rivera's "Search UFO" Fox Special. Unfortunately, the spectacular will be pre-empted by breaking news-birth (future Scarlett O'Hara) Kim Kardashian descendants.
In late 2011, China will be stunning announcement that it has taken the African continent (renamed Chinafrica). Beijing announces that, where applicable, the Chinese restaurants in third world countries will serve as an embassy, while appropriate structures were built.

However, the 2011 predictions with the current radar screen. This is precisely why they will be so earth-shaking when discovered during the next year. It should be noted that attempts were to address international psychology at Edgar Cayce, Nostradamus and Betty White, but their lack of response solidified the importance of our 2011 predictions (why they would respond to predictions that are bound to outshine their ?).< / P>